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Gontaism
Gontaism by That one gay bestfriend November 28, 2020
Goonism
The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.
Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.
Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.
Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.
Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.
“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”
“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”
“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”
Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018
Gendaism
A religion of utter aloofness with a singular aim of trying to be a Genda (which is impossible to achieve).
Swappy: Dude, considering you hardly notice anything worth noticing when you should be, you should consider converting to Gendaism.
Gendaism by The-follower May 30, 2016
Goonism
A form of government that relates itself to the heavy usage of warcrimes. Those who endorse goonism are likely to be racist, sexist, retarded, and overall an incel or all of the above. It's highly advised you stay away from anyone who is a goon.
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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