Goontism

The fervent, autism-coded ideology of treating prolonged, trance-like porn edging ("gooning") as a lifestyle, spiritual practice, and core identity. Characterized by hyperfixation on goon caves, loops, poppers, and the eternal pursuit of the goon state, where orgasm is heresy and brainmelt is enlightenment.

Essentially porn addiction with -tism energy: unapologetically obsessive, ritualistic, and terminally online.

His roommates finally staged an intervention after discovering his browser history and the shrine of empty poppers bottles: “Bro, your goontism has gone from quirky hobby to full-blown religion.”

Goontism by Dummy_Mummy November 18, 2025

Goonism 

The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.

“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”

Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

Goonism 

A form of government that relates itself to the heavy usage of warcrimes. Those who endorse goonism are likely to be racist, sexist, retarded, and overall an incel or all of the above. It's highly advised you stay away from anyone who is a goon.

Did you hear about Frank? I heard he was partaking in awfully goonish behavior, I think he's an advocate for goonism.

Goonism by Decab August 3, 2022

Goontime 

1) The time when all the goons come out to play, similar to the witching hour

2) A time at which a person chooses to furiously goon

1)
Do you wanna go get some food?
No man don’t go out there, it’s the goontime.

2)
Hey Kate you wanna hang out at 5?
Sorry I can’t, that’s my goontime.

Goontime by wordhuntgod69 August 26, 2025

goonism

a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.

bro did you hear about Allyson, she was diagnosed with goonism!

goonism by thetruegoonismdiagnoser February 11, 2026

goonism

a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.

bro did you hear about Allyson, she was diagnosed with goonism!

goonism by thetruegoonismdiagnoser February 11, 2026