Globunism

A system of government based on globes and anti flat earthers. Originally intended as a way to take over discord and control it as a globe based dictatorship using the esmbot's &globe feature. The system directly mocks stalinist communism, except nothing goes to the people and all goes to the dictator. The more someone resembles a globe, the higher up in the social class they will be.

Originally conceived by the discord user guck king#7676 on a weed fueled rant

Rise comrades. GLOBUNISM SHALL RISE WITH YOU.

Globunism by Theglobeman November 22, 2021

Globulist

A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles

The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker

Globulist by DocBob February 24, 2013

globalism 

A used as an antonym to nationalism, but seldom by purported "globalists," to describe any ideology opposite to nationalism. It's exact meaning, however, varies depending on who you ask among the following:

1. An ideology which broadly supports free trade, international markets, and freer movement of capital and people.

2. An ideology which supports divesting power from national institutions into international institutions or multinational agreements. Examples include the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, European Union, the Eurozone, the United Nations, as well as agreements such as the Montreal Protocol, the Iran Nuclear Deal, or the Trans-Pacific Partnership.

3. An ideology secretly pushed by George Soros in an attempt to impose global dictatorship, strip citizens of sovereign nations of rights, take your firearms, track you with vaccines, flood a county near you with Islamofascist Mexican cartel refugees, and establish a new world order. If you belief this, my male vitality supplements are 50% off.

1. The Liberal Party has turned to globalism through its commitment to bilateral trade agreements.
2. Globalism seriously threatens our national sovereignty.
3. The proponents of globalism are poisoning the water to make your frogs gay.

globalism by areallylongpseudonym February 10, 2021

Globulism

An art movement that is defined by a technique of painting in which small, rounded globs of paint are applied in a pattern to create a unified three-dimensional image.

Have you heard of the Globulism art movement? The artwork is riveting!

Globulism by Vest, Founder of Globulism May 31, 2019

globalism 

The politically correct synonym for US imperialism

North Korea's rejection of globalism is a threat to national security.

globalism by ktagon May 13, 2017

Globulism

Progressive advancement over globalism.

I have progressed from globalism to globulism.

Globulism by Globulist September 21, 2019

Goonunism

A theory derived from the Goons from the forums of Something Awful, advocating and leading to in-game Goon societies in which all property is publicly owned by any goon that contributes to the cause.

TL;DR Goonunism means, Free shit for free shit.

Goonunism by Tempus Thales May 5, 2019