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Gobbunism 

noun /ˈɡäbyəˌnizəm/

1. A mixed political system with no apparent moral convictions toward any extreme or ideal. Filled with arbitrary laws and regulations that attempt to satisfy all and thereby satisfy none. Born of neoliberalism, but neither new nor liberal; progresses to fascism.

2. A goblin-like statist societal structure prevalent throughout the western world with individualist and collectivist elements mixed at near-random.
"This would never happen under true communism." "No but it sure would under gobbunism."

"We live in a gobbunist dystopia."
Gobbunism by Remus Bailey Ryens September 12, 2021
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A BOLIDIGAL THEORY BERIBED VROM GARL MARGZ, ADVOGATING GLASS WAR AN LEEBING ZOCIEDY IN WHICH ALL BROBERTY IZ BUBLICALLY OWNED AN EAG BERSON WORGZ AN IZ BAYD AGGORDING TO THEIR ABILIDIES AN NEEBZ. :D
REAL GOMMUNISM HAZN'T BEEN TRIBED YET! XDDDD
Gommunism by TheTypoPoopcicle October 29, 2018
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USSR-style authoritarian communism - a portmanteau of the words "government" and "communism." Usually used by anarchists when arguing with Stalinists.
What do you mean "Stalin did nothing wrong?" Don't give me that tankie gommunism bullshit.
gommunism by karmicviolence September 1, 2017
A theory derived from the Goons from the forums of Something Awful, advocating and leading to in-game Goon societies in which all property is publicly owned by any goon that contributes to the cause.
TL;DR Goonunism means, Free shit for free shit.
Goonunism by Tempus Thales May 5, 2019
A system of government based on globes and anti flat earthers. Originally intended as a way to take over discord and control it as a globe based dictatorship using the esmbot's &globe feature. The system directly mocks stalinist communism, except nothing goes to the people and all goes to the dictator. The more someone resembles a globe, the higher up in the social class they will be.

Originally conceived by the discord user guck king#7676 on a weed fueled rant
Rise comrades. GLOBUNISM SHALL RISE WITH YOU.
Globunism by Theglobeman November 22, 2021