Goonsnitch 

A stupid dude dat thinks he is a true goon but he's a rat fink snitch!

Why you acting like a goon , You just a Goonsnitch!

Goonsnitch by Goondaddy goon September 13, 2009

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

Gooksnatch 

{verb} - To take or steal money and you intentionaly make up lies explaining that it was confiscated.

When Joe told me the police took my money,I knew right then and there,I was a victim of a gooksnatch.

Gooksnatch by urbandudeman February 26, 2009

godsnitch

when you tell the almighty on people with no morals

If you want to run for office, once you get up from under your afgan, i'm gonna GODSNITCH on you.

godsnitch by 81 comic series April 15, 2017

goopsnatch 

Your grandma's lower bottom.

I took some of the medicine from my grandma's goopsnatch.

goopsnatch by MARCTOHPSM September 11, 2023

Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

Barber goonsuitcasing by Lebombom February 18, 2025