cheap, dumpy, usually red car that goons ride in all day long till the wheels fall off--not once do they think about high gas prices; they just think about getting high...

Yeah, here comes the goonmobile...its been following me everywhere...DAMN!!

goonmobile by BoomBoomRoom June 27, 2008

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Goodjobber

A person (usually a boss) who always says "good job" instead of giving raises.

My punk ass boss is such a goodjobber. He tells me I do a good job all the time but I'm still making minimum wage.

Goodjobber by MrSmileyTat2 May 16, 2019

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Goojob

(ɡo͞o jäb) Term to describe viciously wet fellatio. The act may involve a gelatinous substance used as a lubricant. aka: gooey j.

Shawty gave me a syrup goojob at Denny's yesterday.

Goojob by JJBasic September 18, 2023

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Goodjobber

An employee that's eager to suck the Bosses' dick. She will also blow and fuck everyone else at work.

Vanessa is a goodjobber. She sucked my dick and I fucked her in the ass, but she sucked and fucked everyone.

Goodjobber by Workbanger September 6, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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