Goonflick

A form of female masturbation where she goons multiple times in a row and keeps on flicking her bean while in pain , this causes the vulva to become so red and darkened that it starts resembling a flick , hence the name goonflick.

Sara: "I didn't get enough sleep last night, I was so horny that I goonflicked for five hours, I still can't close my legs while I sit"
Amanda: "wow, that's much longer than I did (3 hours)"

by Cocknosseur December 7, 2024

goonfuck

A pejorative term coined at the University of South Dakota to describe any person who is found to be annoying, contemptible, or just goony.

"That goonfuck was creeping on that girl all night."

"What kind of a goonfuck wears yellow pants?"

by T_E_K December 22, 2009

goondick

Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.

So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.

Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.

by Waddle June 11, 2006

doonflick

A complete goonhead who thinks he/she is the best and that they are hard-core!

Mary walked down the street and saw the doonflick, her ex-boyfriend.

by shellyman October 29, 2005

boonflicker

a lighter for lighting boons

oh crap here i am all boon with no boonflicker ouch lame

by a7634 April 8, 2007

Goondicker

noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.

i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.

Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.

Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.

by Big Goody May 28, 2022

goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023