A Language spoken by A person that sounds stupid.. Generally this language is used when a person talks about something and is extremely hypocritical and sounds uneducated, has one sided opinion and plugs ears and says “I can’t hear you I can’t hear you” usually “these people” are fans of MSU and live in Stockbridge with there parents

Fuck me the other day Bill was Gooney goo goo MSU this and Gooney goo goo MSU that... wouldn’t shut up!!! What a hypocrite!!!!

gooney goo goo by Toby Pound Town April 24, 2018

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gooney horn

Aka clitoris.

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled

gooney horn by anonymous March 11, 2022

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Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

Gooney Strainer by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

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Gooney Bird

A Gooney Bird is a ball of earwax.

"Hey man, you better get a Q-tip, you've got a Gooney Bird in your ear"

Gooney Bird by mikarome February 17, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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