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gooserman 

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose
The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!
gooserman by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005

gooterman file 

The file to end all files.
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."
gooterman file by HAGN December 14, 2009

Hunter Gonnerman 

Someone no one likes, has anger issues, gives off pedophilia vibes (works at a toy store)(has pedo stache)
oh there's that pussy "hunter gonnerman"

Gooberman 

1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."

goonerman 

......also prone to "big himself up" by voting for himself in ballots such as these see above His Employment and Matrimonial claims are straight from an episode of Only Fools & Horses, his personality being a cross between Del boy and Trigger calls himself tiger because he can't spell tr... Allthough a loner, has several egoes and therefore several friends.
My bad?? I seek counsel, for counsel hasn't voted for me yet!!
goonerman by ManYooMan January 12, 2005
a really cool dude with a red fedora. commonly known on roblox for his robot like stature and fedora
oh my goodness. gooperman is so hot with his robot costume, red boots, red fedora, and red backpack.
gooperman by gooperman May 14, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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