Gooner Man 

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.

The most famous gooner of all time

Gooner Man by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

gooserman 

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose

The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!

gooserman by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005

gooterman file 

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

gooterman file by HAGN December 14, 2009

Hunter Gonnerman 

Someone no one likes, has anger issues, gives off pedophilia vibes (works at a toy store)(has pedo stache)

oh there's that pussy "hunter gonnerman"

Hunter Gonnerman by fjasdlfjakl;jfkdas;jlkjfsdf April 2, 2023

Gooberman 

1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd

Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."

Gooberman by Sparkles & Rainbows, JIT inc. September 1, 2010

goonerman 

......also prone to "big himself up" by voting for himself in ballots such as these see above His Employment and Matrimonial claims are straight from an episode of Only Fools & Horses, his personality being a cross between Del boy and Trigger calls himself tiger because he can't spell tr... Allthough a loner, has several egoes and therefore several friends.

My bad?? I seek counsel, for counsel hasn't voted for me yet!!

goonerman by ManYooMan January 12, 2005

Goobermanidas 

A dieses commonly found in animals, leading them to appear as cute, silly, or acting like a "goober" hence the name

My dog hunter must have gotten goobermanidas, because he is SO DANG CUTE!!!!

Goobermanidas by Rocket Chicken June 23, 2023