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Gooner Man

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.
by ManYooMan January 7, 2005
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gooserman

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose
The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!
by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005
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gooterman file

The file to end all files.
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."
by HAGN December 14, 2009
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Hunter Gonnerman

Someone no one likes, has anger issues, gives off pedophilia vibes (works at a toy store)(has pedo stache)
oh there's that pussy "hunter gonnerman"
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Gooberman

1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
by Sparkles & Rainbows, JIT inc. September 1, 2010
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goonerman

......also prone to "big himself up" by voting for himself in ballots such as these see above His Employment and Matrimonial claims are straight from an episode of Only Fools & Horses, his personality being a cross between Del boy and Trigger calls himself tiger because he can't spell tr... Allthough a loner, has several egoes and therefore several friends.
My bad?? I seek counsel, for counsel hasn't voted for me yet!!
by ManYooMan January 12, 2005
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gooperman

a really cool dude with a red fedora. commonly known on roblox for his robot like stature and fedora
oh my goodness. gooperman is so hot with his robot costume, red boots, red fedora, and red backpack.
by gooperman May 14, 2023
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