Gooberman

1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."

2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.

3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.

origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd

Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.

Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"

Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."

by Sparkles & Rainbows, JIT inc. September 1, 2010

gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

by Squeeps February 25, 2014

gooserman

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose

The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!

by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005

Goobergaber

When two Teletubbies are having oral sex, during an orgy.

"Bro did you see the Goobergaber that happened last night?"
"Yea of course,Po is my favorite!"

by Baddefinitons March 17, 2022

Goobersaurus Rex

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

Gooderanhell

1. Of very high quality

2. To shine a little brighter
3. To be the best

Them there steaks was gooderanhell.

by Uncle Bruce C. October 22, 2020