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A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.
Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"
gooncoon by Butts Russell April 28, 2009
A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.
Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.
Gooncoon by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

goon coon 

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.
Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
goon coon by Goondued November 8, 2011

goongoonga 

its whatever you want it to mean, but only to be used on your family or close friends
I love you! GOONGOONGA!!!!
goongoonga by wo4h March 12, 2023

goongoon 

goongoon is a friend whos first introvert then when u get to know her she is the most extrovert person you know.She makes everyone laugh and everybody just loves her.Shes goofy nd laughs at everything. Shes not popular but everybody knows her.
jake: look its goongoon

jackson : you know her? i know her too man
goongoon by ateandleftnocrumbs June 28, 2023

Goongoon 

She is not perfect but she is the best you'll ever meet. She is funny, smart, understanding. Whenever you need a hug, She is there with the best hugs. No matter how rude you are towards her she will always find the good in you. She might not be popular but everyone knows and loves her.
"I met goongoon today. She is the most extraordinary girl I have ever met in my whole life."
Goongoon by capucha December 10, 2023

Goongoon 

She is not perfect but she is the best you'll ever meet. She is funny, smart, understanding. Whenever you need a hug, She is there with the best hugs. No matter how rude you are towards her she will always find the good in you. She might not be popular but everyone knows and loves her.
"I met goongoon today. She is the most extraordinary girl I have ever met in my whole life."
Goongoon by capucha December 10, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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