gooncoon

A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.

Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"

by Butts Russell April 28, 2009

Gooncoon

A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.

Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.

by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

goon coon

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.

Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!

by Goondued November 8, 2011

goongoonga

its whatever you want it to mean, but only to be used on your family or close friends

I love you! GOONGOONGA!!!!

by wo4h March 12, 2023

goongoon

goongoon is a friend whos first introvert then when u get to know her she is the most extrovert person you know.She makes everyone laugh and everybody just loves her.Shes goofy nd laughs at everything. Shes not popular but everybody knows her.

jake: look its goongoon

jackson : you know her? i know her too man

by ateandleftnocrumbs June 28, 2023

Goongoon

She is not perfect but she is the best you'll ever meet. She is funny, smart, understanding. Whenever you need a hug, She is there with the best hugs. No matter how rude you are towards her she will always find the good in you. She might not be popular but everyone knows and loves her.

"I met goongoon today. She is the most extraordinary girl I have ever met in my whole life."

by capucha December 10, 2023

Goongoon

She is not perfect but she is the best you'll ever meet. She is funny, smart, understanding. Whenever you need a hug, She is there with the best hugs. No matter how rude you are towards her she will always find the good in you. She might not be popular but everyone knows and loves her.

"I met goongoon today. She is the most extraordinary girl I have ever met in my whole life."

by capucha December 10, 2023