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Goongoon 

She is not perfect but she is the best you'll ever meet. She is funny, smart, understanding. Whenever you need a hug, She is there with the best hugs. No matter how rude you are towards her she will always find the good in you. She might not be popular but everyone knows and loves her.
"I met goongoon today. She is the most extraordinary girl I have ever met in my whole life."
Goongoon by capucha December 10, 2023

Goongoon 

She is not perfect but she is the best you'll ever meet. She is funny, smart, understanding. Whenever you need a hug, She is there with the best hugs. No matter how rude you are towards her she will always find the good in you. She might not be popular but everyone knows and loves her.
"I met goongoon today. She is the most extraordinary girl I have ever met in my whole life."
Goongoon by capucha December 10, 2023
A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.
Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"
gooncoon by Butts Russell April 28, 2009

goongoonga 

its whatever you want it to mean, but only to be used on your family or close friends
I love you! GOONGOONGA!!!!
goongoonga by wo4h March 12, 2023
A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.
Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.
Gooncoon by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

goongooning

It means any form of wasting time, and is often used on social media as a synonym of the word "Doomscrolling". Many people do not like this new definition to the word and oppose it as I do myself but sadly more and more people are using this definition. This meaning the word is also the meaning of the word used in the word "jestergooning". The defintion overtime has been greatly broadened.

Context: (February 2026 meaning) Technically, the term is goongooning as it is a compound, but people really just say gooning. This seems redundant, that because it is, but it is made to make some sort of differentiation between the main meaning of gooning and the second, more niche meaning, which is this one.
"To goon or to maxx, that is the question."
"Stop gooning on tiktok bro do your work!"
"He gooned in his bed asleep instead of getting up when he knew he had stuff to do".
"He was goongooning on reels"
goongooning by senseij February 18, 2026