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goongoon 

goongoon is a friend whos first introvert then when u get to know her she is the most extrovert person you know.She makes everyone laugh and everybody just loves her.Shes goofy nd laughs at everything. Shes not popular but everybody knows her.
jake: look its goongoon

jackson : you know her? i know her too man
goongoon by ateandleftnocrumbs June 28, 2023
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Goongoon 

She is not perfect but she is the best you'll ever meet. She is funny, smart, understanding. Whenever you need a hug, She is there with the best hugs. No matter how rude you are towards her she will always find the good in you. She might not be popular but everyone knows and loves her.
"I met goongoon today. She is the most extraordinary girl I have ever met in my whole life."
Goongoon by capucha December 10, 2023

Goongoon 

She is not perfect but she is the best you'll ever meet. She is funny, smart, understanding. Whenever you need a hug, She is there with the best hugs. No matter how rude you are towards her she will always find the good in you. She might not be popular but everyone knows and loves her.
"I met goongoon today. She is the most extraordinary girl I have ever met in my whole life."
Goongoon by capucha December 10, 2023
A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.
Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"
gooncoon by Butts Russell April 28, 2009

goongoonga 

its whatever you want it to mean, but only to be used on your family or close friends
I love you! GOONGOONGA!!!!
goongoonga by wo4h March 12, 2023
A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.
Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.
Gooncoon by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

goongooning

It means any form of wasting time, and is often used on social media as a synonym of the word "Doomscrolling". Many people do not like this new definition to the word and oppose it as I do myself but sadly more and more people are using this definition. This meaning the word is also the meaning of the word used in the word "jestergooning". The defintion overtime has been greatly broadened.

Context: (February 2026 meaning) Technically, the term is goongooning as it is a compound, but people really just say gooning. This seems redundant, that because it is, but it is made to make some sort of differentiation between the main meaning of gooning and the second, more niche meaning, which is this one.
"To goon or to maxx, that is the question."
"Stop gooning on tiktok bro do your work!"
"He gooned in his bed asleep instead of getting up when he knew he had stuff to do".
"He was goongooning on reels"
goongooning by senseij February 18, 2026
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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