Goon pocket

A compartment used to put someones sperm in after masturbating

Mark has a goon pocket in his plushie.

Goon pocket by Maximilios March 28, 2026

Pocket goon

An act involving an individual putting their hand into their pocket with intention to goon (masturbate).

“Did you see Robert? He was totally pocket gooning right out in the open just now!”

Pocket goon by Drink N drive January 13, 2026

patches go on pockets 

simple rule fashion rule patch makers came up with in the 80s. Like when in doubt do this. type of saying

A - damn i don know where to put these embroidered patches

B - you know what they, say patches go on pockets!

patches go on pockets by macka lacaka April 27, 2023