Goon Scrolling
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goonscrolling
Related to gooning, Goonscrolling is when one repetitively refreshes and scrolls through different apps and websites to find the best pictures and videos to goon to.
goonscrolling by Alojoti April 21, 2024
goonscrolling
goonscrolling by Goongod123 April 22, 2024
goonscrolling
Similar to doomscrolling and boonscrolling but instead of an infinite loop of brainrot it’s an infinite loop of gooning and watching porn.
Person 1: “I got stuck on Xhamster last night, I couldn’t stop edging.
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…
goonscrolling by Uk911 April 24, 2024
Goonscrolling
Goonscrolling by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024
Goonscrolling
Scrolling on down bad Instagram while coating your room in baby batter (with the muchachos) during a goonsesh.
Goonscrolling by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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