Related to gooning, Goonscrolling is when one repetitively refreshes and scrolls through different apps and websites to find the best pictures and videos to goon to.

Person 1:yo, hop on the game right now!
Person 2:nah bro I'm deep into the Goonscrolling

goonscrolling by Alojoti April 21, 2024

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goonscrolling

The act of gooning while scrolling porhub shorties.
Similar to doomscrolling or boonscrolling.

I spent last night goonscrolling till' 4 in the morning.

goonscrolling by Goongod123 April 22, 2024

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goonscrolling

Similar to doomscrolling and boonscrolling but instead of an infinite loop of brainrot it’s an infinite loop of gooning and watching porn.

Person 1: “I got stuck on Xhamster last night, I couldn’t stop edging.
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…

goonscrolling by Uk911 April 24, 2024

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Goonscrolling

Scrolling on downbad instagram while hitting a nasty, sticky goonsesh with da boys.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks.

Goonscrolling by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

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Goonscrolling

Scrolling on down bad Instagram while coating your room in baby batter (with the muchachos) during a goonsesh.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks; he had no more cockshots left.

Goonscrolling by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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