Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?

Goon to a twin day by TwistXL August 29, 2025

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National go on a date day

October 16th is National go on a date day. does it matter with; who does it how just go on a date!!!

National go on a date day is the best

National go on a date day by The mr. Nobody October 15, 2019

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goonday

A special day for gooners all around the world, on this day the most professional gooners compete in a full 24 hour gooning tournament. During this tournament the semen is gathered and measured. Whoever has nutted the least during this 24 hour period is considered the champion of goonday and is rewarded with a 100$ onlyfans gift card and a copy of the well renowned video game "Sex With Hitler"

Have you heard of the swim team they are edging each other to practice for goonday !

goonday by Cream> June 18, 2024

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