Googly-eyes
Someone who definitely has a brain disorder but doesn't admit it, because they will get bullied by kids that are much younger then them.
Googly-eyes by Whetboy November 16, 2022
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googly eyes
when a person sees someone they like a lot. The way they look at them when they can not find the words to express how they feel. They way someone looks at the person who has them sprung. Not necessarily big huge eyes. Just staring alot. It can just be an expression.
googly eyes by AKA bobby March 7, 2008
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Googly Eyes by @lpha September 10, 2011
googly eyes
Human eyes that protrude from the skull in a manner similar to a frog or a fish. This gives the freakish human an increased field of view, double that of a normal person. This strange feature often results in severe rejection by the opposite sex.
googly eyes by Tim106 May 2, 2005
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googly eyes by anonymous April 24, 2005
googly eyes
The glassy, unfocused eyes that people get after they drink way too much alcohol. This look is usually accompanied by large circles around the eyes, and an overall impression that the person's eyes are liable to fall out at any moment. Not everyone can obtain the googly eyes look. Some people skip this stage and proceed right to black-out.
Frat boy#1: Dude, do you remember anything about last night?
Frat boy#2: No, I was really googly eyed.
Guy#1: You ok? You have some major googly eyes going on there.
Guy#2: What!? I'm too drunk to hear anything!
Frat boy#2: No, I was really googly eyed.
Guy#1: You ok? You have some major googly eyes going on there.
Guy#2: What!? I'm too drunk to hear anything!
googly eyes by miyadaman October 13, 2011
Googly Eyes
An action used by humans to impress members of the opposite sex. Often times, an intimidated human male will offer his mate the Googly Eyes with hopes of sex or an extreme handjob by a female.
Female Definition: The Googly Eyes given to men by females often times represents a lack luster offer to fuck. A laughable female dance provided to an unexpected male. In a return a male will usually act unnoticed.
Female Definition: The Googly Eyes given to men by females often times represents a lack luster offer to fuck. A laughable female dance provided to an unexpected male. In a return a male will usually act unnoticed.
Dan: Hey Steve guess what?
Steve: Dude, whats up?
Dan: Totally give a chick the googly eyes yesterday. We fucked all night and then proceeded to have more sex after she gave me an extreme handjob.
Steve: Wow, that's incredible! I'm going to try it on our waitress!
Janice: Laura I gave a guy the googly eyes before and he just looked away!
Laura: That's because your ugly and I just had sex with him 12 minutes ago!
Steve: Dude, whats up?
Dan: Totally give a chick the googly eyes yesterday. We fucked all night and then proceeded to have more sex after she gave me an extreme handjob.
Steve: Wow, that's incredible! I'm going to try it on our waitress!
Janice: Laura I gave a guy the googly eyes before and he just looked away!
Laura: That's because your ugly and I just had sex with him 12 minutes ago!
Googly Eyes by Drimicus September 27, 2008
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