Gigamortis

If you're a musician, when you wake up the following morning with aches and pains attributed to the gig the night before.

"Jeez - I need to find some drugs to tackle this early morning sore back - it's the gigamortis again....."

by Keefman December 14, 2014

Googamortis

That feeling you get when Google's broken.

*type in search terms and hit enter*

Muh?

*reload*

What the...?

*try another site*

Oh shit. I got googamortis.

by KapnK October 20, 2010

Rigamortis

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

Rigamortis Tortoise

A Rigamortis Tortoise is a vile and disgusting creature. Often cold and calloused, Rigamortis Tortoise can disgust even the most hardcore of people. Rigamortis Tortoise often has an undeserved sense of entitlement caused by birth.

We caught Rigamortis Tortoise walking out of the morgue with a bottle of astroglide and a pink dildo. That disgusting vermin.

by Jachoff Witme May 27, 2010

Ligamortis

To cover up an embarrassing moment by pretending to be injured.

Graham (Laughing): You went flying there Marco, you shouldn't have tried that shoulder charge.

Marco: Arrrgh my Ligaments.

Example 2:
Uday: That's it Jay, you're going in the figure 4 leg lock.

Jay: Arrrgh My Ligaments.

by Rathcoole Bohs April 7, 2004

gigamorton

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). At these levels the body is completely salt.
See Also Mortons, KiloMorton, MegaMorton

He got kicked off his team after breaking his RGB keyboard over some sort of Battle Royale, these levels measure in the GigaMortons!

by NightWolf August 26, 2018