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To take delight in anothers folly usually for a period of several seconds or more.
I'm gonna goof on this wino who's trying to tie his shoes while he's drunk.
Goof on by Juancabeza August 30, 2009
Words you can keep
to deliberately choose to spend time on something not particularly important
Chris Young is already enjoying the day off. Been reading on my front porch, recording videos, and just goofing off in general. Later on I plan to goof on in particular ways.
goof on by Una Malachica July 17, 2009

Goof on the roof

The name of a 1953 Three Stooges short where the Stooges are entrusted with taking care of a friends house, installing a television set and featuring some of Shemp Howards best comedic slapstick work as well as a hilarious pratfall by Larry and Moe at his crabbiest.
Shemp Howard is the ultimate Goof On The Roof.
Goof on the roof by Stooge Fan September 22, 2003

Goof on the roof

that guys a goof on the roof
Goof on the roof by Burgertime April 21, 2003

nut on your goof 

To cum all over someone's goof.
"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"

Goofontology 

Someone who is being goofy, but the joke isn't funny at all.
Man 1:"Why was 6 afraid of 7, cause 7 8 9"
Man 2:" You are a goofontologist"
Goofontology: Someone who is being goofy, but the joke isn't funny at all.
Goofontology by LORD HB July 10, 2023

goofoning 

When Goof reeks havoc upon the Discord server, it's called the Goofoning
*Goof begins to mute people*
Person 1: Awe shit it's the Goofoning
goofoning by Mhxkai June 24, 2023
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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