Definitions by Juancabeza

Zombie Tweaker 

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.

I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.

Zombie Tweaker by Juancabeza May 19, 2025

Bali Hai 

A sweet cheap wine back in the day that was a precurser to Ripple and Boone's Farm.

Man, I really yearn for the days of Bali Hai when I could get shitfaced for less than one dollar.

Bali Hai by Juancabeza December 27, 2012

Kitty Patrol 

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.

Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.

Kitty Patrol by Juancabeza November 8, 2012

Goof on 

To take delight in anothers folly usually for a period of several seconds or more.

I'm gonna goof on this wino who's trying to tie his shoes while he's drunk.

Goof on by Juancabeza August 30, 2009

lose it 

A condition which happens to young men esp. after their girlfriends dump them, marked by a feeling of despair, depression and the inability to bond with another woman. Very common in men who get engagement rings returned. However, virtually unknown in divorsed men. Losing it could last several years if not longer.

After Tom got dumped which made him lose it, he spent the rest of his days watching the movie "Paris, Texas", over and over again.

lose it by Juancabeza August 23, 2009