1. putz

Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that.

"What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!"

2. putz

(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks

"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."

3. Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!
"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."
by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013
A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.
Oh, don't be such a putz!
by Smokey March 4, 2005
Putz technically means fool or jerk. Vulgarly it means penis. In german it is Aufputz which means 'to clean'
He's a putz... ie... He's a jerk
He has/is a putz... ie... He has/is a penis
by Kaytee P April 8, 2003
This is the type of person to drink windex by the gallon an absolute retard you know who you are
There is a putz drinking windex beside me
by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021
When you want to call someone like your mom or brother a dick, just say putz.
by El ritardo December 6, 2017
The yittish insult meaning "Dirty Penis"
Dude, you got me so bad. You're such a putz!
by Tyler Vicious July 11, 2008