Goochface 

When someone has a beard that is identical to the hair on your gooch.

Haha, you have a goochface!

Goochface by zerglemangooberdoodlebounder January 6, 2011

goochmacher 

job title for a macher (maker) of high end gooch who then goes on to sell it to the highest bidder

pronounced <gootch-makher>

he's not a pimp, he's a goochmacher

goochmacher by PieCrustEater June 5, 2020

gooface 

a not-so-rare creature that has somehow managed to make itself unappealing to all 5 senses. their offenses include but are not limited to: greasy hair, greasy skin, an all around lack of personal hygiene, unsightly facial structure, unbecoming clothing, and a very long, very questionable list of sexual partners.

uma: "did you go home with that fuckin gooface from the bar last night?"

gunther: "nah man. bitch was the gooiest."

gooface by steinenhoot April 30, 2010

Gooch Face 

1. Someone who has a really bad, fugly face which obviously looks like a gooch. ( mainly gingers ).
2. Someone whos face somewhat reminds you of a gooch.
3. Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly and Fugly.

1. " Wow dude she has a GOOCH FACE! "
2. " Holy cow Ms Olds has a GOOCH FACE! "
3. " GOOCH FACE, GOOCH FACE! "

Gooch Face by Legally Quiffe June 29, 2009

Gookface 

A derogatory term for use against someone of Asian (usually Korean) heritage.

"My friend didn't know not to say gookface, so when our asian friend walked up to us in a populated area, he screamed "HEY GOOKFACE" and the whole crowd looked at him.

Gookface by Boner_Gonna_Bone September 5, 2013

gochuface

a penis for a head; used as an insult

"You gochuface!!!"

gochuface by tree December 2, 2003

goobface 

a person who is a total goof ball. not just a slight one, a total one.

Amy is such a goobface. She just tried to break dance and it didnt go so well. She ended up in the punch bowl.

goobface by Dearheart May 21, 2010