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gooch punch

A punch to the gooch, i.e. the area between anus and penis / vagina.
If delivered correctly to a male a gooch punch will cause immediate and uniquely powerful ejaculation, which is said to be the most pleasurable experience known to man. However, after a gooch punch the male can never ejaculate again.
by Oliver Williams December 18, 2005
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Gooch Punch

A delicious beverage mixing enough vodka with fruit mix to knock any living creature unconscious, including Whales.
Purportedly used in Nuclear weapons and Napalm.
Said to be 300% alcohol by mass.
Not to be confused with Gooch Juice
That sort of coma is usually associated with 2-3 sips of Gooch Punch.

A cup of Gooch punch has about the same kick as a 105mm artillery shell.
by dßoý October 28, 2010
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Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012
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