Gooch Bag

A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.

Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.

by Nina Rees June 14, 2008

Gooch bag

a middle aged woman from oxford

hey chris your mum is such a gooch bag

by kingo-witney January 15, 2009

Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.

He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.

by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

goach bag

A knock off coach bag. Hello, we know its fake! Coach is spelled with a C, not a G. Owning one of these should be considered a a sin. Not only does everyone know it's a fake, but we are all pointing and laughing too.

Oh my god look at her Goach bag, it is so Generic, what's the point?

by kb4 April 26, 2006

Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.

dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital

by Bayjayman February 27, 2008

Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.

dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital

by Bayjayman February 26, 2008

Goochbag

1. An individual who takes being a douchebag to such lows that it invokes memories of how bad the gooch smells after a five mile run and sweaty sex.

2. Karl Rove

"Your boss never told you about any alleged mistakes you were making, even after you asked repeatedly, then told everyone else you were a fuck up after he fired you?" What a total fucking goochbag!

by P Sizzles October 21, 2008