Goobu 

verb: when a person is performing and absolutely ridiculous act out of stupidity

noun: a person who operates based on idiocy and lack of logic for reasoning

I'm gonna jump off a roof because i'm indestructible
you're a goobu ass motherfucker!

Goobu by Poopiee manz June 5, 2022

floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.

Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today

Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016

gobu 

The thing you say when you're such a goblin that your mental capacity isn't capable of creating any normal word or sentence.

Guy1: Hey, haven't seen you in a while
Guy2: *visibly sweating* uhh... gobu gobu?

gobu by FilipJeGoblin November 13, 2019

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober 

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

silly little goober by Numberline June 13, 2023

goober-minion 

Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.

Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.

Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.

goober-minion by Mobzekiel November 29, 2010