goobutt 

A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.

I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.

goobutt by jvero-b November 20, 2004

Goombutt 

A butt with a shape similar to that of a Goomba, the brown, mushroom-like enemy from the Super Mario video game franchise. Like a trapezoid with rounded corners, the butt is wider at the bottom than the top and horizontally flat across the lower edge. In form fitting pants, rather than looking like a pair of melons, the goombutt looks more like an underfilled water balloon sitting on a table.

I thought she looked good, but then she turned around and saw that she's got a goombutt. That chick needs to get her ass to the gym.

Goombutt by 0peny0ureyes June 7, 2019

goofbutts 

Slang term for marijuana cigarettes (joints) dating back to at least the 1940s.

"Uncle Jim was in the Navy during World War II and he said they smoked joints onboard all the time. They called them 'goofbutts'."

goofbutts by HairyMelvin October 9, 2014

Goobette 

Female version of goober, a nickname, a term of endearment,

Love you, goodnight goobette!

Goobette by Jessica19877 April 14, 2011

goofbutt 

One of innumerable terms given to marijuana in the '70's by older stoners. I met a 'Frieda' in Maine once who used this.

"You guys smokin some of that there goofbutt?"

goofbutt by forcryeeye! February 5, 2010

goo butt 

It's when your ass and taint area get all hot and sweaty after doing strenuous activities such as working out or running, thus resulting in the sweat and stinky goo that builds up in your ass crack and taint.

I had a severe case of goo butt after working outside in jeans in 100 degree weather all day.

goo butt by sweatymeat April 28, 2011

goobusted 

had sexual intercourse with

I goobusted that bitch.
I was goobusted by that bastard.

goobusted by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004