Gomer Pyle 

Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.

Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"

Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."

Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."

Gomer Pyle by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021

Gomer Pyle 

1. A character on the Andy Griffith Show, later on Gomer Pyle,U.S.M.C. Known for the expression "Shazamm!"

2. An insulting nickname for a Marine, esp. a Marine who is prone to screwing up. Made famous in the movie Full Metal Jacket.

1. (Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango)
Gomer Pyle: Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima.
Sgt. Carter: Lima what Pyle?
Gomer Pyle: Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot.

2.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are
you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

Gomer Pyle by Mike Oseranski November 18, 2006

Gomer Pyle 

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)

I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.

Gomer Pyle by Jefferson D. July 1, 2009

gomer pyle 

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

gomer pyle by KevinC256 March 8, 2007

Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!

Gomer Pyle’d by MacGown November 5, 2021

Goomer Pyle 

Goomer Pyle was a character from the TV series known as "The Andy Griffin Show". In the show Goomer Pyle was a marine who wasn't the smartest person ever. Usually if someone is called Goomer Pyle they are being called: stupid. Basically you've just been insulted.

In the movie "Full Metal Jacket" one of the characters was called Private Goomer Pyle because he was a bit mentally challenged.

Goomer Pyle by BossyBlossom November 14, 2011

Pulling-A-GomerPyle 

When your girl making Mac and cheese with you and ask how the sloppy seconds are 😳 Surprise, Surprise

John was getting busy making Mac and cheese with his girl when all of the sudden she looked him straight in the and said how you like them sloppy seconds? 😈 Pulling-A-GomerPyle

Pulling-A-GomerPyle by JohnsonRods85 September 21, 2020