Gollahmer 

A cross between Gollum and Jeffrey Dahmer. A singularly repellent person by sight, sound or smell.

Gollahmer has something weird hanging off his mustache again. Gollahmer smells like he took a bath in hot buttermilk this morning. Gollahmer was on your computer while you gone; here's the pine-sol.

Gollahmer by Deann November 4, 2007

Lexi Gallaher

she's not as bad as everyone thinks. she had some things happen to when she was younger. and she doesn't have a very good role model. sure, she's fucked up but who hasn't.

people judge her. everyday she wakes up with a hundred different haters who don't know a damn thing about her.
try to look her in the eyes in and feel her pain, ask her how it feels to be left in the rain. each and everyday theirs people old and new judging her. she feels alone, like no ones there for her. give her a break.

Lexi Gallaher really isn't as bad as everyone thinks.

Lexi Gallaher by hertruestory October 12, 2011

goldhamer 

my english teacher who hates me and doesn't understand me

Goldhamer hates me

goldhamer by Cindy January 25, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016