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Goldilocks Turd
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The
immensely
satisfying
poop that
comes after waiting just
the right
amount of time.
Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "
Yeah mate
. Just had a
Goldilocks
Turd and I feel
wonderful
."
by
M J V D G
June 24, 2016
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