Golden shit 

A shit so glorious and perfect that one does not need to wipe ones arse

Greg: lads I had the golden shit just now
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal

Golden shit by Yaboibob April 9, 2020

Golden Shit 

is the name of a dump you take (purposely) at work and during your work time so that you're paid to poop.

"just went for a long golden shit, that got me at least 10€!"

Golden Shit by ronyCI February 9, 2009

Golden Shit Shower 

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out

My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.

Golden Shit Shower by Smotiram May 29, 2019

Golden Shit Pail 

Pseudonym for the restaurant chain The Golden Corral, widely known for it's shit inducing buffet fare.

Every time I eat at the Golden Shit Pail, I'm on the shitter the rest of the night.

Golden Shit Pail by Russ and Gus March 21, 2011

Shit Golden

The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!

Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?

Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden

Shit Golden by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018

shit golden eggs 

1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.

1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.

shit golden eggs by Abra June 21, 2004

Golden experience Requiem shit 

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time

The golden experience requiem shit left on the toilet for 3 and a half hours.

Golden experience Requiem shit by British better than french March 3, 2025