Greg: lads I had the golden shit just now
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal
by Yaboibob April 9, 2020
is the name of a dump you take (purposely) at work and during your work time so that you're paid to poop.
by ronyCI February 9, 2009
My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.
by Smotiram May 29, 2019
Pseudonym for the restaurant chain The Golden Corral, widely known for it's shit inducing buffet fare.
by Russ and Gus March 7, 2011
The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.
1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.
by Abra June 22, 2004