golden screw

Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.

Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

Golden Screw

a n-word saying freak like he's disrespectful and obese. also his outfits are so choppy I had to make some for him... like hes just eugh

person 1: omg golden screw is such an obese fat cunt with belly rolls larger then drakes cock
person 2: ikr-

by PooPoo Labubu and Nunu Labubu July 20, 2025

Golden Screwdriver

Concealing upgraded functionality in an apparently lower-level product, which is then restored by a ridiculously simple action, such as opening up a panel and turning a screw.

In the heyday of the mainframe, hardware upgrades were installed ahead of time and deactivated. When the customer was finally up-sold on the improvements, a sales engineer simply crawled inside and did little more than turn a screw.
The reward/effort ratio was so high that this practice was called the Golden Screwdriver.

Certain software programs appear to be sold in different versions, but in reality, these functionality tiers are controlled by the serial number the user is given to enter during registration.

by desserteagle October 31, 2009

Golden Screwdriver

When some loses the screwdriver from their set, and their tool set now looks incomplete.

Guy1: "dude your missing a tool".
Guy2: "Yeah it was a screwdriver, THE GOLDEN SCREWDRIVER!".

by -robstar February 3, 2018

goldenscrew

The act of urinating in your partner's ass. Usually something gay men into rauchy sex perform. Probably also something straight couples do too.

When that guy said he wanted me to give him a goldenscrew I told him that I wasn't sure if I could remain hard enough while pissing to get my dick up there.

by S-M May 9, 2007