golden noodle

the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.

I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?

by georgINA spellvin January 26, 2010

Golden Noodle

A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.

I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.

by Paybuuuu May 17, 2018

Goldendoodle

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.

Goldendoodles are a good time.

by bigchungusgodummy March 18, 2019

goldendoodle

A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).

My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.

by Aryn July 18, 2006

goldendoodle

Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.

Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.

Adam named his goldendoodle "Cuddlebug", but calls him "C.B." or "Cuddy" so no one will know.

by Poodlelover AW January 18, 2008

goldendoodle

cross bread of a golden retreiver and a poodle

cute dog

thanks its a goldendoodle

by *!*@*#*$*%*^*&* January 25, 2018

Goldendoodle

A cross breed dog that people are willing to pay purebred prices for. Usually a cross between a golden retriever and a poodle, but also used sometimes to refer to a poodle crossed with anything.

This is my goldendoodle Daisy, that I paid a lot of money for so that I could say the word doodle a lot because I think it's cute and funny.

by Yep :) April 11, 2017