the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.
I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?
by georgINA spellvin January 27, 2010
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A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.
I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.
by Paybuuuu March 29, 2018
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