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Golden Eaglez 

A wiffle ball team from Greenwich, CT. The team consists of four bros who have brought the team to a whole new level by defining it as not only a sports team, but a new lifestyle. The team is widely known by its nicknames; geagz and geaglez. The Eaglez popularity has spread as far as Massachusetts where a farm team, the Silver Eaglez, was formed at Berkshire School. The team's website is goldeneaglez.bravehost.com
"The Golden Eaglez won the 2008 Greenwich Wiffle Ball League campaign by a wide margin."
Golden Eaglez by Golden Eaglez July 23, 2009

Golden Eagle 

When somebody’s foot and toes are afflicted with arthritis and vascular disease in which the person has lost at least 1 (generally 2 or more) toes and the toes become contracted into a claw of a eagle. In addition the toes nails are long and golden from neglect forming sharp and potentially deadly talons.
Maria, when prepping the golden eagle for surgery make sure to clean well between the talons.

Golden Eagle 

On August 17th, 1936 the Anheuser-Busch brewing company created the first canned beer. It came in a golden can and abandoned the A-B logo with the A & Eagle logo, a red circle with black eagle claw lines. Recently Anheuser-Busch returned this legendary beer to the market with its packaging basically intact. It is crisp and rich and possesses one of the highest chugability factors known to man.
"This one time I downed a Golden Eagle in 3 seconds."
Golden Eagle by Uriah April 26, 2005

Golden Eagle 

When a girl participates in the eagle (see eagle, definition 3) while also being pissed on by one or more of the participating men.
"Yeah, we all got real drunk and gave Jenny the golden eagle last night.
Golden Eagle by zdc26z January 26, 2010

Golden Eagle 

A Golden Eagle is when a girl is laying on her back with her legs spread open, and you put your face into her vagina and she urinates into your face while screech like an eagle!
For the fourth of July, my wife gave me the old golden eagle.

Golden Eagle 

Somthing that is extreamly good.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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