Golden Dad 

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.

Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.

Golden Dad by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024

Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.

There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’

Golden Daddy by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021

Goldendale 

A small community of farmers, teachers, potheads and wellfare recipients who shine in times of need but otherwise look a little downtrodden.

Awesome friends from Goldendale put together an amazing speghetti feed to raise money for my little girl when she was sick. Thanks, guys!

Goldendale by Mandy Herreid January 20, 2009

Goldendale 

One of just a few places where bestiality is accepted and promoted, Incest is deemed the key to a normal family life. The word pet has been replaced by "sexual interest" as many have left the use of the opposite sex for lustful relations with animals. where the average person is either fat or ugly and with eyes close enough that they touch one another. A place so bad that even Indians wont live there. Where men get boners when the rooster crows in the morning.

Goldendale where you can bang all the sheep, goats and fugly women you want. Just don't be surprised at the results from that std test.

Goldendale by Gdale February 14, 2010

goldendale 

A good place to go and take a "SHIT"!!

Dude I Had such a Good Goldendale yesterday!

goldendale by Cass Man January 13, 2009

GoldenDan

A man whom eats dirty minge but is very fun but loves the beak n likes pussy that has thrush n splash back off night club toilet in the pussy n then eats it

‘Yo my names goldendan that mucky box I ate wow’

GoldenDan by Vale vale vale May 19, 2024