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Gojoism is a religion for people who believes in gojo satoru supremacy. Don’t worry this is not serious so don’t take it seriously....
“I’m a part of gojoism” “i believe in gojoism” “gojo satoru is god”
GOJOISM by gojoists November 25, 2020

gojosskidmarks

Shes an amazing friend and is super nice and helpful with everything. Shes really hilarious and makes me laugh a lot more than i probably should. shes just the best also is the hottest person ever tbh
wow gojosskidmarks is so hot!
I love her content even if its mostly being down bad for jjk men!

gojosdiscardedlovejuice 

gojosdiscardedlovejuice is amazingggg <33

gojosdiscardedlovejuice 

an amazing tiktoker who everyone loves <3
gojosdiscardedlovejuice is the best person ever

Gojosimpiosis 

This is a condition in which someone will have heart problems, manifesting emotionally, mentally and/or physically, just by looking, talking, thinking AND simping about Gojo Satoru from JJK.
My brother has to wear a heart monitor, now that he has been diagnosed with Gojosimpiosis.
Gojosimpiosis by grilledbread January 2, 2025
The religion of our white hair blued eyed baby princess gojo satoru. Worshipping other religions such as muichiroism is okay.
Future mother in law: what’s your religion darling
Me: Gojoism
Gojoism by Gojo wife December 1, 2025
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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