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Going Up 

When you have to say a line but the line is not in your brain.
Backstage during a show:
Boy: You were going up back there.
Girl: Yeah, I definitely ruining the show.
Going Up by theatreslang July 16, 2020

going up 

When one spit washes, licks, or sucks their partner from toe to pelvis. The alternative to "going down."
Yo, I was already to go down on this chick but it turns out she had a foot fetish and she wanted me to start going up!
going up by whosthenoobnow June 30, 2011

Going up stream 

When a individual inserts their fist into a mans penis.
I was going up stream last night when he pissed all over my face.
Going up stream by EA-Borts February 22, 2020

Going up (on somebody) 

When a short person goes down on someone tall.
Jane: "Hey Laura, did you end up hooking up with that basketball player?"
Laura: "Yeah. Went up on him."
Jane: "Word. You go girl. Going up (on somebody) is so neo-modern."
Going up (on somebody) by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

going up top 

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. Should only be used on people who deserve it. Also known as an 'upper decker'
That little prick was all drunk and ended going up top.
going up top by munkyxtc March 26, 2005

Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.
Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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