Definitions by ThePonderer

doppelgängbänger 

Intercourse with multiple people who look similar.

So I was shagging these chicks (stinkies in one, and cock in the other), and I realised mid-thrust that they looked almost identical. I exclaimed on the apparent doppelgängbänger scenario, but it turned out they were just twins.

doppelgängbänger by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

Period Drama 

Television that can only be viewed by people who get periods.

Steve: Have you seen the period drama on BBC iPlayer recently?
Roger: Are you from Syria? I’m a man
Steve: Your loss. I’m just in touch with my inner vaj

Period Drama by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

Going up (on somebody) 

When a short person goes down on someone tall.

Jane: "Hey Laura, did you end up hooking up with that basketball player?"
Laura: "Yeah. Went up on him."
Jane: "Word. You go girl. Going up (on somebody) is so neo-modern."

Going up (on somebody) by ThePonderer November 13, 2019

Urban pissing contest 

A battle between contemporaries, as to who has submitted the most Urban Dictionary entries.

CPiz: "I now have 6 Urban Dictionary entries to your 4"
DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then"
CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!"
DGiz: "Eat a dick"

Urban pissing contest by ThePonderer December 6, 2016

Supplies election 

A democratic voting process to nominate and install a leader to manage ongoing resources.

Also, an Asian term for an unexpected stiffy.

Australian man: "How will we decide who will order the popcorn from now on?"
Asian man: "Supplies election?"
Australian man: "Great idea. Crikey, where'd your boner come from?"

Supplies election by ThePonderer November 8, 2016

On the bugle

A noisy fart.

George on the bugle: "paaaarp"
Potter on the bugle: "peeeep"
Ed on the bugle: "baaaaaw"
Darren: "You guys stink. Nice harmony though."

On the bugle by ThePonderer November 8, 2016

Delicious circle 

A specific kind of vicious circle, when one attempts to eat their own body weight in something. But then the more one eats, the more the body weighs, so the more they have to eat...

I just came back from Greece, but got stuck in a delicious circle of souvas.

Delicious circle by ThePonderer August 29, 2013