Goff Balls

The balls of a extrmely sexually challenged male. The name goff balls was taken from the first known case. Included in the Goff balls disease is the symptom of an extremley small penis, below one inch even if erected. Goff balls must be handled with great care, or are prone to damage.

GOSH DANG! They are some tiny balls you have, they are goff balls!

by super duperness January 31, 2006

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

goofballs

slang term for methamphetamine and other oral forms of various illegal drugs

that guy Overdosed on goofballs, now he is in a coma.

by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

Goofballs

The act of inserting the entirety of one's testicles into the anus of another human being or animal.

Brandon: Hey Chad! Let's give her the goofballs!

Chad: Yeah let's do that? What about the dog!?

Brandon: Yeah! He's next.

Chad: We're such classic goofballers.

by theshizz55 November 14, 2013

All hopped up on goofballs

When you're high on cocaine

After I did a couple lines,, man was I all hopped up on goofballs !

by RayRay's bad for you Chris... February 18, 2017

silly little goofballs

How the Dolan twins act.

"Omg, did you see the Dolan Twins' new video?"
"No, why?"
"Because they were being silly little goofballs!"

by grethanisgoals April 29, 2019