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godzilla drunk 

The state of drunkeness where motor skills have decreased to a level where one cannot walk around objects such as chairs, tables, people, lamps and the like, instead walking through such objects knocking them over, causing the drunken fool to look like godzilla.
To say your boy was drunk would be and understatement, more like godzilla drunk man, tragic.
godzilla drunk by Plastered March 19, 2005

Godzilla Dick 

A penis so big it makes someone scream.
I showed her my Godzilla Dick and that bitch screamed.
Godzilla Dick by NastyNattiT2 June 18, 2010

Godzilla Dick 

The use of forced perspective to make your penis look big. Usually using tight shots of penetration. Using the techniques often employed by Japanese monster movie, Godzilla. Having an actor in a lizard suit and scale models of buildings. Much like a lot of women adult actors are short creating the sense that the man is impressive.
May: The General Manager has Godzilla Dick.

Robin N: He has a huge dick?
May: No, he has a relatively small dick, but I’m so petite that it looks more impressive.
Godzilla Dick by Mikey_Ruben March 21, 2025

Godzilla Dick 

Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having

forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with

the petite actress.
Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.

Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club
Godzilla Dick by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025

Dick godzilla

My "Dick godzilla" get me the ruler.

Get the protractor ruler. Dick can be measured with a single protractor ruler.

Protractors ruler come in

(semicircle) or (full circle) versions, often in 4-inch to 6-inch
Dick godzilla by Quail eggs! February 19, 2026

Godzilla 

Godzilla: RAAWWRRR
Japanese cizitens: AAAAHHH