God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

by Zumbii June 1, 2010

Godfucked

Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.

Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.

Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.

Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."

John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."

by randomcsdude August 30, 2016

godfucker

1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"

2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"

3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something

<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-

<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...

<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...

Dear God....

by Vampycore May 10, 2009

Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010

godfucker

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts to justify aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.

World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.

by shonny March 6, 2007

Godfucked

Feeling so awfully sick to ones stomach, it could only be the result of God hating you. Usually associated with flu like symptoms.

Can also be associated with any day that has gone so badly you feel as if it's the wrath of God. Like being arrested, or having to tell the family you got fired.

Dude 1: Oh hells, I almost shit my self just now, and my stomach hurts so bad, I think God is punishing me.

Dude2: man, it sounds like you are Godfucked.

by Taipain January 16, 2013