the worst possible think to ever say. It is Norwegian slang for: go fuck yourself, and is offensive to many races and cultures. to the blackfoot people, it means: burn in the fiery pits of hell. to the mohawkpeople, it means: you a a dick-sucking, chair eating, child molesting, visually appauling lump of crap.
A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.
Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.
"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"