goat dick 

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

goat dick by dfb299 January 20, 2013

Goat Dick 

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.

I'm about to roll a goat dick

Goat Dick by k Keister's quick February 2, 2015

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

goat dick by Shabazzz December 14, 2008

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

goat dick by Shabazzz December 9, 2008

Goat dick 

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool

Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick

Goat dick by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024

dick-goat 

(noun)
1.a pubic hair goatee
2.ballsack
used as a vulgar, insulting slang word

"Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on."
"That guy is a total dick-goat."

dick-goat by Grape Jelly October 20, 2006

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat 

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat by Rusty May 12, 2003