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When you're almost going to say go to hell to somebody (usually a hot but bitchy girl) , but a split second before, you have a thought that says 'hey, if you say go to hell, you're definetely not going to get laid and it's just because you said go to hell.' So instead you say " Go to heaven!!"

A hot girl says the only way you're getting some is if you watch a shitty movie with her tonight. In response you say... ".... Go to Heaven!!!"

go to heaven by zachy April 25, 2006

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Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?

Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."

Go to Heaven now by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

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All Dogs Go To Heaven 2

All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 is a 1996 American animated musical fantasy adventure film, and a sequel to Goldcrest Films' animated film All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989). The movie is well known, because of the death of Gordon Freeman

"Did you see All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, and what happened to Gordon Freeman?"

"Yeah, he deserved it though, he didn't have his passport."

All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 by xdlolrofl July 6, 2020

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all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell

then where does chase from paw patrol go?

Person: all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell
Me: But what about chase?

all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell by munsworldddddddd August 27, 2021

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if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

if god exists then i will go to heaven by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

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will i go to heaven

katie: will i go to heaven
landen: nein

will i go to heaven by WaluigiIsGod69 September 20, 2018

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All Dogs go to Heaven

A 1989 animated children's film directed by Don Bluth and released by United Artists. It tells the story of Charlie B. Barkin, a German Shepherd, who plots to seek revenge against his former business partner, Carface; after he kills Charlie, but a watch brings him back from the dead. He uses a little girl who Carface has been holding hostage due to her ability to talk to animals, to help him get revenge.

All Dogs go to Heaven was a realtear jerker at the end.

All Dogs go to Heaven by LAZI June 18, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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