Definitions by LAZI

Wasted 

When someone has had way too much alcohol and he/she can barely tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

"Look at that wasted guy....it took him twenty seconds just to light a cigarette"!

Wasted by LAZI August 8, 2017

Drunk 

To become heavily affected by the contents of alcoholic beverages.

1. Randy Marsh from South Park is usually Drunk.
2. Damn, that guy's so drunk, it took him a minute to light a cigarette.

Drunk by LAZI June 18, 2017

All Dogs go to Heaven 

A 1989 animated children's film directed by Don Bluth and released by United Artists. It tells the story of Charlie B. Barkin, a German Shepherd, who plots to seek revenge against his former business partner, Carface; after he kills Charlie, but a watch brings him back from the dead. He uses a little girl who Carface has been holding hostage due to her ability to talk to animals, to help him get revenge.

All Dogs go to Heaven was a realtear jerker at the end.

All Dogs go to Heaven by LAZI June 18, 2017

South Park

Animated sitcom/Comedy Central's highest rated show. It follows four young boys, Stan, Kyle, Eric (Cartman), and Kenny, and their misadventures in South Park, CO. It's rated TVMA for crude humor, violence, and offensive language.

South Park is crazier than The Simpsons.

South Park by LAZI April 23, 2017