gnomophelia
gnomophelia by King of gnomes January 9, 2011
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gnomophobia
Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...
gnomophobia by Richard The Gnome.... Shhhh!!! February 6, 2010
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gomophiliac
gomophiliac by my name was already taken July 30, 2008
Goonophelia
"Any guesses why your here, Brayden."
"Because I said the N word in language arts."
"What? No."
"it was a huckleberry fin I swear."
"You've gotten a scholar ship, from the autism speaks foundation."
"I don't have autism?"
"Oh, well you have Asperger's."
"I don't have Asperger's either."
"Down syndrome?"
"Im not downsy."
"Wiliams syndrome?"
"No Williams here."
"herd of dyskinesia?"
"Not sure what that is, but its no."
"landau kleffner syndrome?"
"Negative caption."
"fetal alcohol syndrome?"
"My mother's actually allergic to alcohol."
"Well your mother smoked when she was pregnant with you."
"No crack baby here Im afraid."
"I do have 1 condition however, Its known as, Goonophelia. You fell right into my trap Mr. Belding, watching me goon. You thought lighting Macqueen was fast, just watch me go, vroom vroom. How much is this scholar ship, 1000 vbucks? I always knew I was going to be a college boy, change the world, with my new theory's on goontology."
"Because I said the N word in language arts."
"What? No."
"it was a huckleberry fin I swear."
"You've gotten a scholar ship, from the autism speaks foundation."
"I don't have autism?"
"Oh, well you have Asperger's."
"I don't have Asperger's either."
"Down syndrome?"
"Im not downsy."
"Wiliams syndrome?"
"No Williams here."
"herd of dyskinesia?"
"Not sure what that is, but its no."
"landau kleffner syndrome?"
"Negative caption."
"fetal alcohol syndrome?"
"My mother's actually allergic to alcohol."
"Well your mother smoked when she was pregnant with you."
"No crack baby here Im afraid."
"I do have 1 condition however, Its known as, Goonophelia. You fell right into my trap Mr. Belding, watching me goon. You thought lighting Macqueen was fast, just watch me go, vroom vroom. How much is this scholar ship, 1000 vbucks? I always knew I was going to be a college boy, change the world, with my new theory's on goontology."
Goonophelia by Rdussyyy June 4, 2024
Gnomophobia
Person A: I think all gnomes are evil
Person B: Gnomophobia will not be tolerated at this establishment!
Person B: Gnomophobia will not be tolerated at this establishment!
Gnomophobia by Misgnomer April 10, 2026
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