Gnarketing: The act of aligning a brand with a less than clean-cut teamrider/spokesperson/hanger-on, to promote the perception that the brand is anti-corporate, alternative, rule-breaking or otherwise just plain cool.
Person 1: Did you hear Sudsy Clean Bodywash is using John Smith in their new commercials?
Person 2: You mean the baseball player who hit an unpire in the face with his bat after that lousy call last week?
Person 1: Yeah, total gnarketing. All the angry guys will be backing that brand now.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!