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pronounced GLUH-toe (rhymes with "What? Oh!")

1. a social media outlet that answers "What are the best eats & drinks for ME?"; an online place for people that love food and drink

2. a shortened and more playful version of the word "gluttony"
Guy 1: Man, I have no idea where to take this super hot girl to dinner. I really want to impress her.
Guy 2: Check her profile on Glutto.
Guy 1: Genius! Yeah, I just checked it and found out she's a vegetarian and wants to check out this restaurant in the city!
Guy 2: You're welcome.
Glutto by K2maj24 August 25, 2011
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Someone who always watches movies to the end, even if the movie is terrible.
"I finished watching Suicide Squad."
"You must be a glutto for punishment."
Glutto by glutto December 23, 2016

Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.
Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

ganja glutton 

1. someone who smokes WAY more than what is needed to get SUPER high because he/she has a HUGE supply of weed

2. someone who pigs out on weed
After Bob picked up an ounce of da purps he smoked a joint, bowls from his pipe, bong, and hookah, and then did two g-bong rips. That motherfucker is such a ganja glutton.
ganja glutton by Katt Rachmany December 17, 2011

gluteophile 

A person with an appreciation of the human bottom
Did you see that J-Lo shakin' her booty on tv last night?

Yeah, but she got nuthin' on Beyoncé, right?

Damn right, bro, and spoken like a true gluteophile...
gluteophile by Wickydude June 21, 2011
A term used in the south wales valleys but spreading quickly.. originated from the small village of Pontrhydyfen,and spread through the Neath Port Talbot area. It is a corruption of 'gutting' or a term of expressing misfortune..
'I was propa guttog when he said that butt'
'guttog boy'
'Dai's guttog with than in he'
guttog by Joshboy May 22, 2008
A glutton is a person who eats an extreme amount of food and following this is either unable to move or runs directly to the toilet to vomit. Gluttony is also one of the seven deadly sins.
Pablo is an utter glutton. He ate 21 muscles while doing his newd n lewd dance. You sir are an utter glutton!
Glutton by Monyellious August 31, 2006