When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

Glistening bead by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

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glutenist

a girl named kendall who likes to make edits on tiktok that ruin everyone's day; her edits never miss but then again these hands won't either if she keeps making me cry (her edits are genuinely outstanding)

person 1: do u follow glutenist?
person 2: yes, but i also value my mental state, and i can't bring myself to watch her edits most of the time
person 1: same, still love her though

glutenist by stickybeebs June 2, 2021

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glistening cakes

a big juicy oiled up black booty

i got that ho naked and oiled her ass up. shit looked like beautiful glistening cakes

glistening cakes by the dchi cook August 28, 2010

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glistening bliss hole

One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.

I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.

glistening bliss hole by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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