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For the swedish tobacco product called snus.
Exemple 1:

Person 1: Can i get a gloid?

Person 2: Yes here you have, have a nice day.
Gloid by Slinky389 March 26, 2022
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A girl with "tricking" ways.

A female who acts as if she has no respect for herself, similar to a ho

A female who is plain and simple, easy.

Two types of gloids, a good gloid, or a bad gloid, a good gloid is an attractive gloid but still holds those traits listed above. Whereas a bad gloid is not attractive and still holds those negative characteristics listed above.
Example 1:

Person 1: Bruhh I went to the club last night and all the gloids were on my dick.

Person 2: Were they good gloids or bad?

Person 1: I like to switch up my game, i did a combination of both xD

Person 2: ... Smh

Example 2:

Person 1: I got some play last night bro.

Person 2: Lets be honest was she a gloid?

Person 1: Idk is your sister a gloid?

Person 2: .... Tried.
Gloid by Legitkid09 September 4, 2010
Tall person that is derpy, stupid, and uncoordinated.
That Tyler Peot kid is such a gloid
Gloid by jacemannnnnnn April 18, 2017
1. To be like a mongoloid.
2. Of or relating to a mongoloid.
Did you hear what Lawrence just said? Man, that was gloidal.
gloidal by Coach Dozier May 8, 2006
An idiotic or imbecelic person. ie a moron.
I can't beleive Scott stays with that bitch; he's such a gloid.

Possible root: Mongoloid (Offensive) A person affected with Down syndrome.
gloid by Lingus the Cunning September 14, 2008

Gluomday 

Gluomday - the 8th day of the week.
Chronically misunderstood, Gluomday has 89 minutes in an hour. It comes after Monday and people tend to get cravings for Tabasco hot sauce on the day.
Roberts: "Hey, what day is it tomorrow?"
Ashfaq: "It's Gluomday tomorrow."
Gluomday by thej42 February 7, 2023
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